04 September, 2010

Udurawana and Servant

Udurawana went to Abroad for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

 
Udurawana: Who is speaking?



Servant : Servant Sir.



Udurawana: Where is the Madam?



Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.



Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Abroad today. Servant: What can I do now sir?



Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.



After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...



Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?



Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool



Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir



Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?



Servant: Yes Sir



Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

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