SON OF BITCH

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

 Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."



Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"



Girl: "Because he touched my hand."



Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."



Girl: "Then he touched my breast."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."



Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."



Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."



Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."



Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."



Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"



Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."



Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"



Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH